I thought it’d be nice for the first post to have someone else write something about me, more like when you publish a book and have a friend write the introduction. I decided it’d have to be someone with very good writing skills… well… at least the first post will be well written.

I made the right choice when I picked Russell. He’s well versed, as you’ll see. He writes for a good number of gay publications in the U.S., including MEN, Freshmen, Unzipped, GayVn. Plus, he’s written tons of good things about me … well … not tons, but 9.5 good things about me.

I hope you guys enjoy it as much as I did.

9.5 Reasons I Like Luke Hass
by Russell J. Saunders

1. In all the years I’ve been writing about models and porn (about 10), I’ve rarely met someone who is so natural on camera and who enjoys being such an exhibitionist. Luke loves his fans as much as he likes playing with himself. And to hear him tell it, he can masturbate 6, 7 times a day.

2. Luke is the original multi-tasker: I’ve seen him talk on line, watch TV, and text message friends all at the same time. While being hard. He’s always hard. That’s another reason to like him. He is hard when he is soft. It’s kinda unnerving actually.

3. Luke is fearless. A few weeks after we started chatting over the Internet, I asked him if he ever considered doing porn. Unlike some models who hem and haw and spend weeks wondering whether they should or shouldn’t, he replied in like two seconds. “Where do I send my pictures?” (For the record, I recommended he send pictures to a few different companies. They were all interested, naturally.)

4. Speaking of naturally… the boy is naturally gifted. I believe him when he says he doesn’t go to the gym. And he says he comes by his rock hard six pack and great calves through “genetics. All my brothers look like me, too.” (Note to self: Find out where his brothers live.)

5. Luke tells great stories. And even better, they are true. Like the one about him and the guy in the car… a friend he was driving along with when they got lost and decided to pull over for directions. Luke was driving, but within a few minutes He and the friend were in the back seat and Luke was driving his big dick into the guy’s tight ass. (Unfortunately, when Luke and I drove together recently, he carried a GPS with him and we didn’t get lost. Darn.)

6. Unlike many models and porn stars, Luke is personable and funny. Some models, how to put this nicely, are about as interesting as bricks … but Luke is quite smart, accomplished (he’s run a business) and quite a brilliant photographer. In fact, he takes very impressive pictures. He takes a lot of great pictures of himself, too. Then again, anyone could take good pictures of him.

7. He has a great ass. The ass gets lost in the shuffle … when you have a 9×6 cock guys don’t tend to check out your backside. He’s got the perfect bubble butt … all you have to do is walk down the street with him while he is wearing jeans. While walking down the street with him in San Diego a while back, 3 different men commented on his ass as we walked by. My ass ain’t bad. And no one said anything.

8. Which reminds me … how sweet Luke is. Even while he was getting all the attention, he made me feel like $1 million. Although he does have this uncanny knack of saying a compliment that could go two ways. “You’re cute … for someone your age.” I DO believe he meant that in the nicest way.

9. And that reminds me that Luke is really so charming, he could sell sand to an Arab. I first thought, it must be an act. No one is always that nice, and kind, and sweet and … hot. Not in Los Angeles anyway … land of egos. I’ve been trying to get Luke to move West … California needs more people like him around. Then again, he might move here and become a swelled-headed model who thinks he walks on water. Nah. Never going to happen.

9.5 Okay … I waited long enough to mention his dick. He says it’s “only” 9.5 inches, but the truth is, and it’s no camera trick, it looks even bigger in person. And it really hurts when you sit on it … not that I sat on it, but I talked to people. Research, you know. But Luke is not just a pretty face or dick. And for lack of a better word, a lot of hung models walk around, uh, cocky … but not Luke. He is down-to-Earth, a free spirit, a kind soul and a future big star. And not so far in the distant future either. I told him not to forget that I sorta “discovered” him before he became a big deal … but the truth is, and not just physically, Luke Hass was a big deal before we ever crossed paths!

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